COLUMN: Thanks for the album, but you suck

We all know Taylor Swift. If you don’t, there’s a chance something might be wrong with you. Recently, Swift released the masterpiece that is Red (Taylor’s Version). Listening to the album brought back buried feelings about a certain ex of Taylor’s, especially when she exposed things about the relationship that had never been known. Jake Gyllenhaal went from a creepy man to a gaslighting manipulator with a thing for girls half his age.  

In case you didn’t know, Gyllenhaal was 29 years old when he dated Swift who was 20 years old at the time. To put that in perspective, he was hitting puberty while she was learning how to talk and walk. During their relationship, he put Swift into situations where she was out of her comfort zone. To get more details, watch the All Too Well short film. And when Gyllenhaal had enough, he threw their age gap in Swift’s face then continued to date girls that were in their 20s. It’s one thing to break up with the queen of my world Taylor Swift, but it’s another to make her believe she was the problem when she clearly wasn’t. His current girlfriend is 25 and he’s 40. I bet she had a ball listening to the 10-minute version of All Too Well. 

He also doesn’t shower. Like ever. Numerous celebrities have reported that Gyllenhaal stinks, but he states its “better for his body.” I say that is anything but true. You could probably style his hair without the need for hair gel.  

Don’t even get me started on the scarf or Gyllenhaal promising to go to Swift’s 21st birthday party and then skipping out. The poor girl actually waited all night for him to arrive to her party. 

The point is Jake Gyllenhaal is a manipulative creep. With all the evidence from Swift and his actions, it’s pointless to know his side of the story because I won’t care. They did right casting him as Mysterio in Spiderman: Far From Home, because he actually gaslights and manipulates young adults in real life. And he stinks. I’ll accept you watching his Marvel movies because Marvel is a kingdom, but if you genuinely support him please don’t talk to me. And if you see nothing wrong with the situation, you should start dressing like the red flag you are. 

But I do have to say, thanks for giving me an awesome album to jam out to. 

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