How to feel like an Italian-American

04/08/11 10:27 AM

 My fellow Americans. Ohh!  Whattaya doin ya friggin' meatball?  You think you're a part of the family?  Fuhgeddaboudit! Obviously, I'm playing off some pretty blatant Italian stereotypes here, but it's just because I'm so gosh-darn fond of the culture. The food, the wine, the fat, hairy men who somehow bed improbably hot chicks.  It's right up my alley. Today finds me in a generous mood, so I thought I'd share a few tips on finding your inner Pizon.  Dinner and a movie, on me. MY WORLD FAMOUS BAKED ZITI. What you'll need: 1 pound of ground beef 1 box of dry ziti pasta 2 jars of your favorite marinara sauce 1 package of provolone sliced cheese 1 package of shredded mozzarella cheese 1 package of grated parmasean cheese 1 small container of sour... 2 comments